jokes,riddles+and+questins

for the jokes put the answer in the disscusion jokes what did the bee say to the flower? where do mice go on vacation? how do you call a t-rex?
 * swarm here isn't it?**
 * Mice-our!**

why did the football coach go to the bank

what washes up on small beaches

what do you say to start an insect race

riddles I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?
 * I'm a Soul.**

I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I?

questins what dose it mean if someone's munificent a) they're selfish b) they're generous c) they're rich

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